UkeBrada

candycornn:

kraftworkorange:

timelordin221b:

definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

HEAD CANNON EXCEPTED!!!

you can literally smell the desperation

Ajdlakallansnans what

thelilnan:

dayglobetty:

This gif set will never get old, ever.

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

plagued-and-tortured:

Justin Bartels, Impression 

‘The series focuses on the clothing that women think they should wear, or are told what to wear, to impress someone in a sexual manner. There is a physical mark that is left from these clothes, showing the discomfort women go through.’

Wow I was just thinking about bra marks the other day. I like these photos.

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

whiteboytveit:

blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

#drunk grantaire  

whiteboytveit:

blankslate:

“failed attempts to write a love poem”

#drunk grantaire  

onefitmodel:

pretty much my favourite commercial ever ft. strong ladies taking nobody’s bullshit (x)

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES